Monday, August 24, 2009

If websites were people (YouTube’s is surprisingly accurate)

The Machine is Us/ing Us (Final Version)

Engineers jokes

Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

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Q: What do engineers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

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Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.

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Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?
A: Because they looked in the file, and that's what they did last year

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A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer are travelling in an old Fiat 500 when all of the sudden the car backfires and comes to a halt.

The mechanical engineer says "Ah! It's probably a problem with the valves, or the piston!".

The electrical engineer says "Nonsense! It's most probably a problem with the spark plugs or the battery!".

The software engineer says "How about we all get out of the car, and get back in again, It might work...".

Web Design | From a Robots Perspective

Google Going Social Media?

Awesome Animation!

Let There Be Sound from Tom, Dick & Harry on Vimeo.



vadim kiyaev reel 2009 from vadim kiyaev on Vimeo.

Coding Comments

The best code comment seen in source code , the last one is very funny......

1.
///
/// The point of this is to work around his poor design so that paging will
/// work on a mobile control. The main problem is the BindCompany() method,
/// which he hoped would be able to do everything. I hope he dies.
///


2.

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

3. // Magic. Do not touch.

4. return 1; # returns 1

5. /* This is O(scary), but seems quick enough in practice. */

6. /*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/

and here comes my favorite......



7. //When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows