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If websites were people (YouTube’s is surprisingly accurate)

2009-08-24T23:26:00.001-07:00

The Machine is Us/ing Us (Final Version)

2009-08-24T23:21:00.000-07:00

Engineers jokes

2009-08-24T23:19:00.001-07:00

Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

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Q: What do engineers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

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Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.

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Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?
A: Because they looked in the file, and that's what they did last year

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A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer are travelling in an old Fiat 500 when all of the sudden the car backfires and comes to a halt.

The mechanical engineer says "Ah! It's probably a problem with the valves, or the piston!".

The electrical engineer says "Nonsense! It's most probably a problem with the spark plugs or the battery!".

The software engineer says "How about we all get out of the car, and get back in again, It might work...".

Web Design | From a Robots Perspective

2009-08-24T23:17:00.001-07:00

Google Going Social Media?

2009-08-24T23:15:00.001-07:00

Awesome Animation!

2009-08-24T23:14:00.000-07:00

Let There Be Sound from Tom, Dick & Harry on Vimeo.

vadim kiyaev reel 2009 from vadim kiyaev on Vimeo.

Coding Comments

2009-08-24T23:12:00.000-07:00

The best code comment seen in source code , the last one is very funny......

1.
///
/// The point of this is to work around his poor design so that paging will
/// work on a mobile control. The main problem is the BindCompany() method,
/// which he hoped would be able to do everything. I hope he dies.
///

2.

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

3. // Magic. Do not touch.

4. return 1; # returns 1

5. /* This is O(scary), but seems quick enough in practice. */

6. /*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/

and here comes my favorite......

7. //When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

Don't abandon your DREAM

2009-08-06T23:02:00.000-07:00

There were once 2 brothers who lived on the 80th level. On coming home one day, they realized to their dismay that the lifts were not working and that they have to climb the stairs home.
After struggling to the 20th level, panting and tired, they decided to abandon their bags and come back for them the next day. They left their bags then and climbed on. When they have struggled to the 40th level, the younger brother started to grumble and both of them began to quarrel. They continued to climb the flights of steps, quarreling all the way to the 60th floor.
They then realized that they have only 20 levels more to climb and decided to stop quarreling and continue climbing in peace. They silently climbed on and reached their home at long last. Each stood calmly before the door and waited for the other to open the door.
And they realized that the key was in their bags which was left on the 20th floor
This story is reflecting on our life...many of us live under the expectations of our parents, teachers and friends when young. We seldom get to do the things that we really like and love and are under so much pressure and stress so that by the age of 20, we get tired and decided to dump this load.
Being free of the stress and pressure, we work enthusiastically and dream ambitious wishes.
But by the time we reach 40 years old, we start to lose our vision and dreams. We began to feel unsatisfied and start to complain and criticize. We live life as a misery as we are never satisfied. Reaching 60, we realize that we have little left for complaining anymore, and we began to walk the final episode in peace and calmness.
We think that there is nothing left to disappoint us, only to realize that we could not rest in peace because we have an unfulfilled dream ...... a dream we abandoned 60 years ago.
So what is your dream
Follow your dreams, so that you will not live with regrets.
Happy Dreaming

7 Qualities of a Good Leader

2009-08-06T23:00:00.001-07:00

1. A good head to be able to evaluate the quality of ideas and Suggestions presented to him.
2. A good heart to be able to be compassionate and fair with the people.
3. A good spirit to be able to hear the voice of God. Some paths God will lead you down don't make head and heart sense at the Time.
4. A good eye to be able to see things other people cannot.
5. A good tongue to be able to communicate the vision to the People and motivate them to follow. 6. A good hand to be able to do the things that need to be Done. Knowing the right way is not the same as doing it.
7. A good foot to set an example for the people. A minor flaw Can outshine a major mission in the eyes of small minds.